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oldtobegin:

also i hated my beautiful dark twisted fantasy so much that this record being sonically adventurous actually IS really surprising and exciting to me, i thought kanye was over

also we still need to talk about how misogynistic it is

Musically this record is tapping some really cool ideas. Lyrically it’s the same garbage, and that sucks, but at the same time the music wouldn’t be as “whoah fuck what was that thing” if it weren’t something so blatantly non-commercial from a top-selling artist. 

Yeezus could only have existed as a Kanye record, and that’s basically its biggest failing.

Hey, it’s your asshole neighbor. You know what time it is? Motorcycle time. Don’t say 6am, that would be incorrect.

So you’re cool if I just rev this mean little puppy in the driveway for a while, right? No need to answer, I know you’re sleeping. That was a joke. No earthly creature could sleep through the racket I’m making. That’s why I bought this motorcycle. A little present from me, to me, on the eve of my mid-life crisis that sends the message: If I had to pick five words to describe me, “inconsiderate” would be eight of them. I took three extra words because I’m really, very inconsiderate. 

Now that you’re up I think it’s high time I went back inside and pretended I did nothing wrong. Let’s do this again soon.

Vroom vroom,

Your asshole neighbor

So as of now I think I’ll be moving to Queens in September. 

Equal parts excited and terrified of the possibility of starving to death but mostly excited.