Here’s a really bad video about social media marketing. We’re mad we even had to watch this.
Go ahead, ruin your day.
My stupid band self-recorded another EP and we worked really hard on it.
Here’s that thing I was talking about
I gave in recently and finally started using OKCupid (for its intended purpose) and have sent out some messages, and let me tell you, the response has been, what’s the word I’m looking for? “Nonexistent.” The response has been nonexistent. But like, I’ve met me, so I totally understand.
OkCupid is a pile of dry catshit formed into the shape of a hibachi dinner and you see it just sitting on top of what looks like a tray of sand and think, “oh I love hibachi. I haven’t had hibachi in ages” so you make sure no one else is looking and wipe off all the sand and when you take a bite it’s still cat shit and the sand is urine-filled cat litter and even though you’re not any less hungry you’ve removed your desire to eat anything for the perceivable future
cats. people want cats.
I’ve only made two videos that broke a million views and both of them are basically animals doing stuff that animals already do. I’m not gonna go into a whole thesis on discovery content vs fulfillment content, but suffice to say you’re absolutely right and — unless at some point cats have been extinct for so long that future humans don’t have a firm concept of them anymore — always will be right.
It is 3:30am. Who ate all my bagel chips.
I’m only 15 seconds into cutting this video and it’s already my favorite piece of internet garbage I’ve made.
As a veteran restaurant worker, I am personally offended by the notion of people switching to a standing desk.
standing desks are stupid and make everyone around you uncomfortable
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING
I FOUND THE MOST LONG ISLAND THING ON THE INTERNET
Glocca Morra will be playing Owls’ upcoming East Coast tour dates with Hop Along as well. Check them out below!
July 11 - Bowery Ballroom - New York City, NY
July 12 - Mr. Smalls Theater - Pittsburgh, PA
July 13 - Black Cat - Washington, DC
July 14 - Union Transfer - Philadelphia, PA
July 15 - The Sinclair - Cambridge, MA
OH HEY WOW
(the new Owls record kinda sucks* but I haven’t seen Glocca in forever and Hop Along are beautiful maybe we should all go to this??)
*I’ll totally forgive them if they play “Later”