Gift Horse Dentistry
I’m like a homeless person really.
I’ve been doing this since I was old enough to not buy a winter coat
its not what you say..
15 liters of boxed wine were consumed last night. That’s a lot of floz’s.
507.21 floz
if i started a tumblr dedicated to random pieces of (hopefully) interesting information, would anyone follow it?
Boy: But I love you more <3
Boy: I’d give up a year of ice cream for every… 1 month with you.
Girl: …
Boy: Just to be with you <3
Girl: I’d give up anything right now to be with you.
Boy: As in ANYTHING?
Girl: As in ANYTHING.
Boy: Ah, mmk. You give up anything for me, and I’ll give up everything for you.
Hey kids, if you want to stay in love, throw aside all previous aspirations and interests. Quit your band, stop building model trainsets, put away all of your sports equipment and video game paraphernalia; abstain from drugs, friends, and the internet; and don’t even think about opening up a book, comic or otherwise. Even a fucking Ikea manual.
…don’t for a god damn second pretend that you need help building that armoire. There aren’t enough screws? Oh, well you’re just going to have a blast with that credenza/chifforobe 2-for-1 I picked up yesterday.
that the birds followed them out into the ocean
namely, that 95% of the people I know fall inbetween the categories ‘hate’ and ‘strongly dislike’
it’s really, really easy to look at the world in general terms and think “wow…this is it? this is all we get? because this pretty much blows”, but even the specifics are starting to bum me out
the riverdales are fucking horrible
(via johnwilkestooth)
jake. cover this. i want to hear this come out of your face
i think i can hear one of my neighbors vomitting
because jerking off in public, no matter how famous you are, is still illegal and generally scorned
That shit’d be CRAZY.
jake day explains the miracle of birth
Cuttin back on cigs. again.
I’ve been through this song and dance enough to realize it probably won’t last long, but I still should give another try towards quitting, what with prices going up at school again.
waiting for this
melissae replied to your post: If this were 1997… a/s/l????? ;)
13/generally unsupervised f/16 Wild Flower Lane Mt. Laurel, NJ 09876 555-2365
I’m Chris Hanson, why don’t you take a seat..
These 5 or 6 people left on Tumblr would all be in an AOL chat room. One of us would be a sexual predator with priors.
if this were 1997, my phone wouldnt be working right now
(via suburbantragic)
I BETTER look like I have aids sores or track marks or somethin. Need more cred.
AIDS is from RENT, not GREASE, silly.
my god dave. that is brilliant
Busdriver - Imaginary Places
kids! if you want to piss off your parents; show interest in the arts.
@yourbluemyblue
YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Favorite movie,ever.
In Bruges is so fantastic
Midgets in K-holes
This song is about Brittany?
dude…flagpole sitting was a real endurance contest/sport of ancient origin which experienced a boom during the Great Depression (because everyone was poor, bored, and willing to do dumb shit)
Sure thing! But in this case, flagpole is a clear euphemism for penis.
Fingertips have memories,
But can’t forget the curves of your body
So when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)And the flagpole sitta is most likely a girl he’s thinking of.
granted. the whole flagpole thing is a metaphor. and 90% of songs, especially on the radio, are just about dicks anyway. or hot ladies. or fucking hot ladies. with a dick. ugh.
but yeah, just playing out my existance as a representitive of The More You Know
opts for out-of-court Shettlement
is that we all become some helpless, complacent and apathetic so that one day we look around as a people, realize that everything built around us was not by our own hands, but by the harder hands of a brave past (in sepia retrospective), that the flaws in the crumbling structures are beyond our ability to patch and that we’ve long-since banned all the libraries which would teach us how, that the average cause of death is starvation- not from lack of food, but lack of will to endure, that our planet is denuded, stripped of resources, and experiences a 9-month winter which we forget about sometimes, that there is no generation to follow us, and that we can all have a good long laugh before everything burns.
This song is about Brittany?
dude…flagpole sitting was a real endurance contest/sport of ancient origin which experienced a boom during the Great Depression (because everyone was poor, bored, and willing to do dumb shit)
Werner Herzog talks about the jungle on the set of Fitzcarraldo .
Overwhelming and collective murder.
the trees are in misery
the birds are in misery
i dont think they sing, they just scream in pain
It’s amazing how dated this movie looks, effects-wise.
make sure to drink for fast cuts
Cap’n Jazz- forget who we are
i can’t stand standing here like this and i can’t take taking any of this talk serious.
i can’t stand standing here like this and i can’t take taking any of your talk serious.
swimming eyes and spitting whys splitting ties we realize.
swimming eyes and spitting whys splitting ties we realize.
missed kisses blown through blue night air.
walking you home with a bottle of boones between us.
we’re trying so hard to forget who we are.
Roadtripped to Philly, saw Cap’n Jazz, ate some Maoz. I wouldn’t have wanted to spend tonight with anyone else doing anything else.
everything about this post except the Maoz, which ive never heard of
amazing, sweaty, once-in-a-lifetime show. i shook davey von bohlen’s hand. might not wash that hand for a while
how did i we get here
Bomb the Music Industry You Still Believe In me?
ive never been in love
but i saw brian wilson once
censorship is a funny thing
so far, “fuck” and all its derivatives are right out, and “goddamn” has been amended to plain old ‘damn’
“bitch” has been accepted. “ass” seems like its in the clear too.
i can only wait, on the edge of my seat with nauseous apathy, for what sort of chop job they attempt on “dead nigger storage”
THEY CAN’T SAY GOOK! that’s the worst part about watching it on amc
I’d get incensed, but Chris Walken butchers his own performances more than any tightass censorchip agency could
