I looked up and it was 7am. Suppose I should sleep.
The Jesus Lizard- monkey trick This one it stops...
I am so drunk
nervousrex: I tried to shower but I vomited Thursday: Championship Edition
Already catching backlash about my Radiohead review. No such thing as bad press!
: U.S. Headline Tour in Spring/Summer →
azaleas: titlefight: We are very happy and excited to announce that we will be embarking on our first headlining tour beginning on May 19th to support the release of our debut full length “Shed.” Joining us on the tour will be our friends in Touché Amoré, The Menzingers, Dead End Path, and a… SHOOK ONES. SHOOK. ONES. Babygirl, I don’t want to make you sad, but Shook Ones aren’t...
caiiit: wallpaper. cameos. constellations. waves. collarbones. skeleton keys. birds. anchors. Camus. seashells. trees. Peter Pan. glitter. fireflies. maps. globes. sparklers. road trips. tattoos. swings. glass jars. Kerouac. disposables. trampolines. fireworks. Did your brain just vomit?
If I were a stay-at-home Dad, I could pursue my passions of writing, cooking, and sleeping in ‘til noon no matter how long my idiot son cries because he pushed his sister down the stairs and he doesn’t think she’s breathing anymore.
He [Chevy Chase] was roasted by the Friars Club for a Comedy Central television special in 2002. This roast was noted for being unusually mean, even by the standards of other roasts, and has never re-aired. Wikipedia
I'm not just some girl. I won't say things because...
ryanhatesthis: loosenewleaves: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God The idea that scientists are trying to find and kill God is something incredible. Also, I wish it was real. I’m pretty mad we didn’t think of this first… Friedrick Nietzche, co-founder of SETI? I think that’s something.
Apparently semen contains hormones which cause mood elevation in women, women who have sex sans-condoms are less likely to suffer from depression & the McClintock effect (when women who cohabitate develop identical menstrual cycles) does not occur in lesbians. Brainfood, sure- but sometimes I think science needs a hobby.
NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God →
J.J.’s Diner- Home of the world’s best breakfast dish: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse.
TED talks all night
Press passes for Generic Insight Fest!
My polite emails disguised my complete lack of professional conduct. I’m going to be hammered at this show and write another gonzo ramble about it, a la NYC Winter Wine Festival.
you may want to shoot me, but
slutsonskates: the king of limbs is the ok computer of electronic music and there’s nothing ya can do about it. buy it. you’ll thank me later. Isn’t that sort of like saying that Houses of the Holy is the In Through the Out Door of Zeppelin records?
Miles Iz Ded
Even in considering this first sentence, I had to fess up to the mutability of ‘beginning’ and ‘end’ points. But as I had intended to write- tonight’s journey started somewhere between 7pm and 4am. 7 being the time I sat down with the intention to read all 300 pages of Roberto Saviano’s Gomorrah in one night, and 4 being the time my concentration waned and I...
"You've got me figured out, now we're both...
Afghan Whigs- “Dedicate It” - Congregation Dear everyone raving about that last Twilight Singers record, can one of you explain the appeal? Where’s the vitriol? Where’s the tension? I know the sentiments are roughly the same, but the music is somnolent and the crooning never gives way to the self-deprecating barks of confession that made me appreciate the Whigs. Is it...
Samuel Rubenfeld's Tumblr: Middle East Situation... →
newsflick: Libya: Libya appeared to slip further from the grip of Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi on Tuesday, as clashes intensified in Tripoli and opposition forces in eastern Libya moved to consolidate control of the region. Witnesses described the streets of Tripoli, the capital, as a war… Anyone with a glancing curiosity about the apparent bottom-up restructuring of the mid-east,...
There will come a day when our cells won’t regenerate And everyone you know will rot away, rot away Your friends and enemies and all your family We will all be buried in the ground, in the ground So make the most of it. Life’s too short to fuck with. Once an hour a day I get very sad Once an hour a day I get depressed When that hour is over I start to feel okay Because I’m...
in the fade: truthful. →
inthefade: I want to go back to school. I want a different job. I want something else. I want to do something more important with my life than spend eight hours a day helping people fill out paperwork to keep them from getting evicted even though, you know, trying paying your fucking rent instead of trying… I feel restless and wriggly too, but that’s mainly from the adderall. You...
No one reaches out for an old friend when they’re happy with where they are and what they’re doing- it’s too easy for someone like that to remind you of things that lead to disgust.
“Actions know an elasticity that ethical judgements are ignorant of” Roberto Saviano Gomorrah
This. GIF. Forever.
ryanhatesthis: You win, internet.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa
Three bottles of wine, chinese takeout & Futurama
indifferent ideal sunday
Serpico, Cube, King of Kong
in that order
The page wants to stay white
If you fuck up your thumb in November and it still hurts in February, is it time to get an x-ray?