July 2011
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The Jargon of the Novel, Computed →
Law & Order: SVU
ryanhatesthis:
sure has a lot of rapes in it.
Law & Order: Sexy Violence Unit
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“I looked behind the register and saw no one standing there. Then I thought I...”
– Steven Wright
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“Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her,...”
– Steven Wright, arguably my favorite comic of all time
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ryanhatesthis:
I wonder if an accidental link between Andy Warhol and the internet is provable.
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Life can be measured in the space between boners
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All I've done today is smoke weed and sleep
All I’ve done today is smoke weed and sleep
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This is a video Thomas Edison shot of an elephant... →
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Anonymous asked: tracheostomies
asobbrokeup:
loosenewleaves:
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loosenewleaves:
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asobbrokeup:
They Might Be Giants- Don’t Let’s...
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This could perceivably go on forever
queen-of-everything:
thenewhotness replied to your post: cryingandfarting replied to your post: odd future…
Odd future pickle club dill them all
Mod Future Scooter Club Ride Them All
Bob Newhart mouth gag rape em all
Like a Crazy Elsa Klensch: loosenewleaves:... →
queen-of-everything:
loosenewleaves:
queen-of-everything:
odd future book club read them all
god future church club preach them all
odd haircut hot topic stalk the mall odd haircut hot topic stalk the mall odd haircut hot topic stalk the mall odd haircut hot topic stalk the mall odd haircut hot topic…
You’re welcome
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queen-of-everything:
odd future book club read them all
god future church club preach them all
My parents know me so well
Me: I want to take a first responder course.
Dad: Why?
Me: I want to do something good. I want to help people.
Mom: But you hate people.
Free tracheotomies for all
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“I can’t wait to eat the shit I take from eating this food.”
– Louis C.K (via blinddog)
This show will be the death of me. It might be too poignant and well-written.
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slutsonskates:
do you realize that you have the...
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mindyoursami asked: Hi,
My name is Sami and I am writing for your help with a Human Rights petition for my mum
Saira which has over 7100 signatures. When she was 13 years old, she was forced to marry a
paedophile and the Bangladesh government have broken the law by allowing this.
The way this campaign has been really successful is by one simple rule: everyone that
signs...
My name is Sami and I am writing for your help with a Human Rights petition for my mum
Saira which has over 7100 signatures. When she was 13 years old, she was forced to marry a
paedophile and the Bangladesh government have broken the law by allowing this.
The way this campaign has been really successful is by one simple rule: everyone that
signs...
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