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a conservative and a liberal walk into a bar. the conservative orders a shot, and the liberal scoffs and says “typical.” the conservative says “what?” and the liberal says “u ordered a shot…because u love guns.” the conservative says “yeah i do love my guns. but i think that the cause of violence in america is the culture of violence, as evident in violent movies and video games.” the liberal cannot stop laughing at this. “yeah right, loser,” he says. “the cause of violence in america is guns, and that’s that. you can pry my entertainment off my cold dead body.” they both laugh and toast to this. the bartender looks at the camera and says, “the funny thing is that the conservative is more in the right on this one, but he is still only looking at a symptom of living in a hellworld dominated by a capitalist white supremacist patriarchy. the really funny thing is that they both contribute to it with their selfish ideologies.” the bartender sees a duck trying to walk into the bar out of the corner of his eye and yells “i’m not serving you anymore, you keep putting drinks on your bill”

Hey everyone, I found the perfect joke.