apcalvin42:

fckyeahgilmoregirls:

But me, raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky, you know, like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the house, somehow, they’ve always got jam on their hands. I’m not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!

I’m baby Jam Handz. I do what I want.

Attn: K. Ajisekola 

apcalvin42:

fckyeahgilmoregirls:

But me, raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky, you know, like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the house, somehow, they’ve always got jam on their hands. I’m not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!

I’m baby Jam Handz. I do what I want.

Attn: K. Ajisekola 

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