apcalvin42:

fckyeahgilmoregirls:

But me, raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky, you know, like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the house, somehow, they’ve always got jam on their hands. I’m not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!

I’m baby Jam Handz. I do what I want.

Attn: K. Ajisekola 

apcalvin42:

fckyeahgilmoregirls:

But me, raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky, you know, like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the house, somehow, they’ve always got jam on their hands. I’m not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!

I’m baby Jam Handz. I do what I want.

Attn: K. Ajisekola 

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    omg this part of the episode, still makes me die laughing.
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    But me, raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky, you know, like they’ve got jam on their hands....
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    my exact feelings on kids.
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    this is my favorite moment ever
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    Luke Danes. You are a hoot.
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    Luke Danes only increases my love of the name Luke. (Also see Luke Bryan)
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    I seriously use this phrase all the time… in fact, I’ve been using is since BEFORE this episode aired. And pretty much,...
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